The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
Well, this isn't strictly from an answering machine, but...
-From Calvin and Hobbes:

(phone rings)
(you answer) Hello, this is [your name] speaking. I'd like a large pizza with extra anchovies.
(other person) What?
(you reply) Oh, sorry, I must have a wrong number.
(hang up)

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