The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
(heavy panting and breathing in the background), Oh! Sorry, I can't come (Oh! Yes! Do it to me) to the (Oh!) phone right now (pant pant), leave your name and number at the (scream) (I'm gonna come!!!!!) orgasm.

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