The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
(To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment):
I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to -BEEP-

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