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"Aggressive Driving is a form of Terrorism"

Friday 23 May 2003 at 2:21 pm You can quote yourself in your own blog, right?

Here are the sure signs that you are an aggressive driver:

  1. You constantly swear at that stupid idiot in front of you who is messing with their hair or picking their nose or has completely fallen asleep at the light (or even in the lane in front of you).
  2. You use the 9 and 3 hand position -- one hand on the right side of the wheel, the other on the turn signal so you can get around the stupid idiot driving like Ms. Daisy in front of you.
  3. You fail to stay in any given lane for more than 60 seconds.
  4. You forget that your car even has a turn signal.
  5. You dream of replacing your vehicle's factory horn with an earth-shattering, cruise-line style, 290Db signalling device in order to shock those stupid idiots in front of you to death. Good Riddance.
  6. You find that drinking a soda, talking on your cell phone, honking at the idiot in front of you and driving 75 in a 40 simultaneously is not a hinderance when driving a stick.
  7. You wish you had some kind of device that could completely disable that jerk in front of you.
  8. You wish you had some kind of device that could completely disable that tailgating asshole of an aggressive driver behind you. Some solidarity please!

Well, I've enabled you to share your hatred for that jerk in front of you. Get their license plate, then head over to my brand new Internet License Plate Database. You can post your comments on other drivers until you are blue in the face. Or arrested for terrorism, whichever comes first.