 JenGray e-mail | She's my wife. She's also a lawyer (my representation). We got married on
August 18, 2001. We've been married for 22 years and 119 days as of today. Two geeks seeking solace in A/C
digs (it was a hot summer, and I had A/C in my car AND at home!). And she
picks me. The wedding rules, and my life continues to increase in its joy and
happiness. Awwwwww... |
 Jay K. e-mail | Jay is one of my closest friends, and truly the biggest geek kauna
that exists on this earth. I met him while working at, well, hell. It wasn't
really bad at first, but then it got worse. Then Jay moved away. I cried.
Then he moved to Chicago. I cried less since I go there now and again. Jay
rules. |
 John H. | I've known John since pre-school. We were friends, then we
were sort of friends, then I didn't see John much outside of school, then he
was the band drum major, then we were friends, and now we're good friends. He
was in my wedding. He's a smart guy with computers and programming, and water
polo, and playing cards like the shark he is.
:-) |
 Russell N. | So the first time I meet Russ, I invited him to go skiing. Then
I left without him. It's because he rode the bus home. I don't hang with
that kind of person. (hahahah) Russ is kind of quirky in his own special way.
That's why I like Russ. Plus, I was in his wedding, and his wife KP is pretty
funny. She balances him like two fat kids balance a teeter-totter. Um,
yeah. |
 Brian V. | Brian had the pleasure of smelling me before seeing me for the
first few months of college (I worked in a food joint, I couldn't help it).
His room was on the way to the bathroom, so I stopped in to say hi before I
showered after work. Brian is happily married to Liz, and they live somewhere
near Holland, MI. Dunno where that is...hahah |
 Ted G. | Ted writes music. Well, he really doesn't write music, he plays
music and records it. I guess that's like writing music. He is a performance
artist. He performs. I met Ted in high school. He's a skater. He and I
bladed the streets of the town from whence I come, wreaking havoc. And getting
bloody flesh wounds. |
 Omar e-mail | He set his hair on fire. Omar has a band, though its name changes
from meeting to meeting. Once it was 'Blind Moon Sun' and another time it was
'Mushroomsoup' so I don't know what to tell you. Omar is really smart though
-- he can hook up a T1 like nobody elses business. You should hire him for
that kind of stuff. He likes Family Guy a lot. Almost
obsessively. |
 Nithan | Nithan is a big geek, and smart, and coordinated enough to
rollerblade. He rules. |
 Rebecca K. e-mail | Married to Jay K. She's a Tori Amos fan, does graphic design,
and cracks me
up. She's having a baby in August 2003. If it is after then, then she's probably a mother already. |
La | She's my friend from college. She dates a guy named Frank. I think
they'll get married someday. I wonder if she'll invite me and Jen. I hope so.
:-) hahahah She teaches diving, and likes to cook. |
 Ryan C. | Also known as kigam, magik, kigam666 among others. Lives for IRC
chat on #tori (maybe I should introduce Rebecca to Ryan). Likes younger and
older women. Significantly older and younger usually. He's also the biggest
hack[er] I know. Always wears a hat 'cause he's going bald. |
 Barnett | Barnett is a freak, while maintaining a sense of cool, calm,
collected insanity. He, at the time of this writing, is
unemployed. He plays this online game for days at a time. It's very
strange. He's no longer unemployed now. |
 Herb | I think Herb likes to drink. What do you think? Whatever. |
 Alison | Herb's now Ex-Girlfriend. They broke up. Whatever. She's still
fun. |
 Randy | Randy is crazy. He lives in NJ now. He drives and orange Audi. He had a pony party once. |
 Ben Brown e-mail | Ben Brown is an Internet Rockstar. He writes web applications and makes videos of himself doing strange things, like The
Atkins Diet. *shudder* |
 Matt C. e-mail | Former owner, beersluts.com. |
 John X. | I guess he's a friend. I don't really know his last name. He
scares me sometimes, but then he makes me laugh. I really don't know who he is
really. I've seen him 3 times. Once at a movie. Once at something else. And
once at a party at Downes' house. |
 Skinner | He's married to Kate. She paints her own toes. He got this mohawk thing in Amsterdam. He looks a little less like this now,
but somewhat like this. Yes, I got this picture from the policia in Amsterdam. |
 Kate | She's married to Skinner. She paints her own toes. She looks funny in this picture. Sorry, Kate. |
 Cheiser | Pronounced 'Cheese-er.' He rides motorcycles 100 miles an hour and gets caught. Bonehead. |
 Jble | Jble will talk to you about work and computers. When challenged with NOT talking about either, he tends to be dumb-struck and tries
to talk about work or computers. He's also really good at Tennis on Sega. |
 Brooke | She's Barnett's sister. She likes goats. |
 Chris D. | He's a door to door salesman. He also got his ribs broken by the Metropolitan Police Department during the IMF protests where
he was a spectator-turned-protestor-according-to-big-men-with-sticks-and-guns. |
 Brad D. | I worked with him at CAIS. He lives in Canada now. He'll always be my friend until he isn't. He's back from Canada, I think
they kicked him out. Figures. I think he smokes the reefer and likes it. |
 Blake W. e-mail | Blake wanted so badly to be my friend he sent me his picture and asked me to put him here. So I did. 'course, he used a PNG
instead of a JPG. PNG is not good for pictures Blake, JPG has better compression. 26KB indeed. So I shrunk it in a JPG to 933 bytes and it
still looks like Blake. HA! Blake's a geek (unlike all my other friends). He likes France and the
Interpoo. |