The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

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