The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand, not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand? Well, sometimes I do. Bye.

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