The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
Dear Caller: As I'm leaving you this message, the sun is shining for a change. Little children are cavorting in the park, and their tasty mothers and teenage sisters are sunbathing practically nude. So, did you really think I was going to stick around this dump?

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