The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
(Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner. Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD! Leave a name and number and IF we decide to resurrect him, he'll call you back.

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