The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
Imagine i am not home now, its easy if you try, cant come and pick the phone up ,cause im not home thats why, so leave your name and number and ill get back to you ,hoo ,hoo hoo,hoo. (to the spng Imagine) by john lennon.

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