The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages
Here's a random message. I hope it's a good one. Have another.
A recent posting by Duke McMullan requested ways to repel tele- phone solicitors. My friend Pepe Tres from Texas told me this one and gave permission to post it:

"My time is billed at $125 per hour. To continue this conversation, I must have your MasterCard or Visa number, card type and date of expiration."

Pepe says it usually leaves them speechless. One guy replied, "Hey, that's good; I'll have to remember it." Once a supervisor of telephone solicitors called back and asked him if he was "some kind of high-powered lawyer."

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