The Angry Ox: Weird: Answering Machine Messages

I finally redesigned this site! The messages are now 100% searchable, and soon you'll be able to submit your own, rate others, and generally spend lots of valuable time here. Aren't you excited?

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These are links to WAY cool sites with answering machine messages that I just couldn't take the time to duplicate -- check 'em out! Funny stuff! WAV, MP3, Real, WMV -- you name it. You can even use these on your cell phone! Get beyond the "Leave your message after the beep." greetings. Celebrity announcements too!

They are ordered in the order in which I felt they should be ordered, in descending order:

Audio Answering Machine Messages
Local Audio Clips
These are actual answering machine messages that people have recorded and sent in for the archive. Send yours in today!
- Star Trek's Borg: You will be assimilated! - 119Kb WAV - Frank Sandrin